A Christmas Story

When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.

Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story

by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016

True Story

Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.

Example 1. I like coke, true story.

Example 2. (noun) (verb) true story.

by dls_779 January 2, 2009

Sex Story

Seriously? Searching sex story on the Urban Dictionary?

Searching sex story? Get off this site and watch some porn like other guys.

by "12.5" Cock Guy May 14, 2015

war story

Stories about one's partying. Usually when drinking a person will start to talk about his or hers awesome time at a party. Usually the teller of the story will make up stuff to make the party seem better than it really was.

Tim talking to a group of friends: Hey remember that time we went to the club and shit faced and went home with those models? It was fucking the shit, first we .....

Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.

by subotai August 19, 2010

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

Abi Story

One of the nicest girls you will meet, probably rolling a fag or smoking a joint. All in all, you will never regret meeting an Abi Story in your life, ever!

Is that Abi Story?
*Communicating through clouds of smoke* Yes bitch

by hotsexymilf69 June 26, 2021

story bomber

When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.

Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.

by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013