The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
by renstar July 19, 2015
Get the No Messmug. by johnhenrybrown February 10, 2023
Get the messmug. A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020
Get the mess crankmug. by Dribee December 29, 2016
Get the mess-ragemug. When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.
by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024
Get the Sexy Toilet Messmug. When something is cringe, that is your friend or a NSFW video on YouTube that has some Contant farms in it and it will make you say mess, mess is the slang word for what is life, should this YouTuber have a life?, or just downright stupid and probably shit
by Nolan thatch April 28, 2025
Get the Messmug. 