chicken mess

some one who is a complete mess. has no class or style and everything about them is completely off.

aisha jae was a chicken mess when she went to prom with all that make up.

by koolazzavery February 18, 2009

Mess

A non-standard unit of measurement; usually heard in the Southern US States.

1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."

2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."

3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."

by BochiZaRasu May 1, 2020

Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.

'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'

by anonymous August 10, 2025

messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.

That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.

by Huck2 July 23, 2020

mess

your life with all of its intricacies and complications, responsibilities and duties.

"You can't tell me how to run my mess."

by johnhenrybrown February 10, 2023

Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.

LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)

by SSG winning August 26, 2013

Kay Mess

An alternative way to write or say KMS. To kill oneself or commit suicide.

Person 1: Did you hear about Michael?

Person 2: Yes, that entire situation makes me wanna Kay Mess

by Uraavacado August 30, 2021