by spaghettieel August 15, 2019
Get the zach hillmug. A surrealist comedian with a legion of one-liners and non-sequiturs at his disposal. Best Known for his role of Alan Garner in the 2009 hit comedy, The Hangover. His stand-up often consists of Zach playing the piano while giving absurd one-liners and performing many characters, such as the Timid Pimp, the Forgetful Vegan, and the Gay Snake. He is very popular in the underground circuit of comedy, and often collaborates with Comedy duo, Tim and Eric.
Zach Galifianakis: "When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at a Chuck E. Cheese."
"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"
"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "
"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"
"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "
by N8n10e February 17, 2010
Get the Zach Galifianakismug. by Uglyfatfucker December 20, 2019
Get the Zach and Zahramug. by Anonymous got January 3, 2019
Get the Zach pelletierimug. Right when you're about to cum, you bitch slap and knee the chick in the pussy and spray that shit all over her face.
by Anonymous mith January 16, 2018
Get the angry zachmug. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.
Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you
zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.
Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD
zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.
Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD
by cory&marcus August 23, 2011
Get the Zach palingmug. by Zach Zachbear May 21, 2022
Get the Zach Zachbearmug.