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Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.
My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.
by Jussthefax May 19, 2021
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teletubby weather

Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.
This teletubby weather makes me wanna tape an iPad to my belly and skip through the hills.
by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018
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Weatherred

The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.
Don’t speak the name of Weatherred
by BanditoTOP1987 November 23, 2021
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quivering nether weather

The act of a "Gothic" girl being aroused.
The immense wizard caused her quivering nether weather.
by AzCrackZ May 8, 2025
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Michael Weathers

True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.

Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.

Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot

Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,

Because at the time
Being gay

Was

Frowned
Upon, so he

Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes

Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of

His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,

not
A name to
Discriminate

Against, so we
Are simply using

This name as an example.
Hi, I’m a michael weathers. I’m gay.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
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Beamish weather

The type of weather you typically find at the beamish museum in the north east of England. This weather makes a person feel drained, experience a headache and nausea.
Gee wiz, this beamish weather is killing me off... bring back the sun
by Swag and bone man June 17, 2020
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Cribbage Weather

Sometimes its a nice day, sometimes shitty, but its always a good day for cribbage.

Alyssa - call your Dad and set up a game!
How’s the weather there. It’s cribbage weather
by AllDavesRock February 26, 2023
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