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Lake Washington School District (LWSD) is a school district encompassing many elementary, middle and high schools in the greater Seattle area.

In the 2024/25 school year, LWSD announced that they would change from the typical 7 period schedule to only 6 periods, explaining that it was to reduce costs of the district, which is rumoured to be in crippling debt. However, this was met with immense backlash, with students and families protesting about the reduced classes limiting the opportunity for students to take more advanced classes - thus making them less competitive in the college application process. However, LWSD did not listen to such complaints and continued with the 6 period method. This has resulted in widespread discontent amongst the student population inside of LWSD.

LWSD is also notorious for creating terrible schedules. The same year as the shift to 6 periods, LWSD announced a terrible, horrible, disgusting schedule which appears to be AI generated with the prompt to create the least balanced, most ludicrous schedule ever. Instead of spacing the classes evenly like any sane person would do, the district decided to place TWO 4th period classes in one day, and mixing up 80 minute and 45 minute classes together into a disgusting amalgamation.

However, LWSD offers some rather high quality curriculum, particularly around the language department. It was also known for its well thought out policies during the COVID-19 pandemic.
"What district is your school in again?"
"Lake Washington School District."
by meowtotheworld February 20, 2025
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Walker Washington

A beer pong team hailing from Worcester, Massachusetts that is taking the East Coast by storm. This team consistently wins multiple tournaments each and every week. Brett 'TheJett' Duquette and Antwan 'Walker' Robinson are the members and are best known for their clutch shooting as well as their asshole antics. Another thing they are known for is when Brett 'TheJett' hits last cup, he begins flying away like a "plane" all while Antwan 'Walker' attempts to guide him in for a proper landing.
Player 1: Yo man we are only one game away from the finals...
Player 2: Yeah, but we are playing Walker Washington.
Player 1: Shit we don't stand a chance.
TheJett: Hey, at least you already know that.
by Bobby John Iwanow July 26, 2011
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Washington crossing the delaware

When hitting a parter from behind, the person swings their leg up onto the neck of the receiving partner. The position should be similar to that of the president’s famous painting on that chilly December night.
Accidentally broke her neck when I switched into Washington crossing the Delaware last night
by Chenny kesney May 20, 2019
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Washington air raid

When someone crop dusts a woman who is driving topless.
Hank and Evan just gave their boss the gnarliest Washington air raid
by Tazerchase July 23, 2022
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Washington wipe

When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit
I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me
by Dicknickthenutbutt420 December 22, 2020
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George Washington

A George Washinton is when you cum on a girls teeth and force her to brush it in.
"Omg Barbera, Fred made me do a George Washington last night"
by Monk Eballs July 14, 2022
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Washington Square Park

a park where skaters chill, especially by the stairs and theyre the biggest sherms known to man and they will project their their shermness onto you.
let’s skate at washington square park
by makesureyoulandbolts May 8, 2022
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