HO-wakening

When a person decides to share the bold facts of their sex life that would typically be kept secret or quite.

barb/Bob at brunch decided to share the fact that they had sex with multiple individuals separately over the course of the previous evening. Barb/Bob had their HO-wakening.

by Lazyduckmissionary December 5, 2021

dakker wakker

super swagger baka

Boy1: YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fr are a dakker wakker bro! luv ur drip bro.🤑
Boy2:Thank you bro! you are a dakker wakker aswell 🤑🤑

by ohpannda June 22, 2023

tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed

Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up

by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013

Pulling a Waleed

An excuse made at short notice, usually vague and unconvincing. Pulling a Waleed is usually associated with repeat offenders.

"Man, this is the third time this month Kyle canceled on Poker Wednesday"
"He called 10 minutes ago. Said he had something urgent to attend to."
"Right. He's pulling a Waleed on us now?"

by K Man S December 18, 2019

alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020

Big money wake up

The morning that you get both a paycheck and stimulus check/tax refund deposited into your account.

Jim: You ready for that big money wake up tomorrow?!
Joe: Aw man! I don’t get paid til next Friday.

Jim: Sucks to suck, missing out on that big money wake up.

by Killerpook March 15, 2021

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat

The equivalent of smoking weed everyday, but you smoke it at the end of the day (Like hotboxing it with a buddy after work), going home, and sleeping till like noon, then after you wake up, eating everything in sight, and having intensions of doing the same thing, that day, and however many more times after that.

Stoner 1: So dude, what are you doing today after work?
Stoner 2: I'm probably going to Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat
Stoner 1: Dude can I come?
Stoner 2: No....

by Blast Berry July 18, 2014