Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.

Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

vampire blast

when you sneeze on your period

I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them

by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022

Vampiric Appreciation

Vampiric Appreciation: When someone stays around you to suck the positive energy out of you while simultaneously creeping you out and ripping you off.

`Wow, she stole all their Facebook Art Posts, blocked them and posted it as their own.. Classic Vampiric Appreciation...` `Yeah, totally...

by Jay Springshare January 26, 2020

cutie vampire

A cute man who’s hairline requires a widow peak.

Wow, he is so good at soccer and is a cutie vampire.

by Cutievampire123 May 8, 2018

Mexican vampire

A Mexican who is too white for their race

Oh look at that Mexican vampire

by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021