Mountain Turtle

A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.

I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.

by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019

Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim

Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim is the full name of Jisoo from BLACKPINK. She is a goddess.

-Hey who is your bias in BLACKPINK?
-Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim

by Rosie Rayu March 1, 2021

Sperm turtleing

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!

That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried

by P'dusse July 3, 2022

punt out a turtle

To defecate.

I'm going to be late, got to punt out a turtle.

by Private Gomer Pyle May 13, 2010

Bishop in a turtle neck

An un-circumsized penis

My penis looks like a bishop in a turtle neck.

by heyheybaybay123456789 February 2, 2012

two cats and a turtle

A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).

Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.

by Rudelittlepig April 20, 2018

Bobby the Sexy Turtle

A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.

Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.

by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021