ooze tube

Large veiny boner

The wife got excited when she saw the old ooze tube hanging out of my shorts.

She worked the oozed tube like a trombone until it sprayed all over the ceiling.

by Thomas broadway January 19, 2017

slippery tube dude

A hard corn on the cob drizzled with grease, long hands, and an overactive digestive system.

That slippery tube dude's got me cucked!

by cuckzzzruss May 22, 2018

clog the tube

To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.

"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"

by Watershellin June 25, 2008

Cincinnati Test Tube

Farting in a revolving door, leaving your stink for the next person.

Oh man I was the victim of a Cincinnati Test Tube, coming into work today.

by Astroworm November 11, 2012

Noob Tube

The Grenade Launcher attachment for all Assault Rifles (Except MP44) in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Stupid Noob Tube whore!!!!

by Fertro June 2, 2008

Boob Tube

A party involving lesbians floating on the Rio Grande with little more than their innertubes, sunscreen, and a cooler of well-chilled beer.

The worst day on a Boob Tube is better than any day working.

by Margaret505 July 13, 2010

noob tube

gay expression used by people in call of duty when they are tremendously embarassed by getting owned by a grendade launcher. If you get jealous, use it urself retard

When somebody in cod gets embarassed about getting shot by a grenade launcher, they get jealous and start to make fun of the person who owned them by saying "NOOB TUBE!"

by bluedevils1206 December 22, 2009