trunk

Particularly low in quality. An unfavourable event or item. Crap.

That movie "Alien Resurrection" was fucking trunk!
OR
English is a very trunk subject.

by Lenny Corbett August 2, 2004

Trunk Monkey

Getting having your sex with your bitch while she sits on the trunk of your car

Me and my old lady went out lastnight and I got me some trunk monkey before I took her home

by d.key April 21, 2006

elephant trunked

when a guy jerks off into a tube sock and sticks it onto the chicks nose

Justin jerked off into his tube sock and elephant trunked his girlfriend.

by laurent8891 December 28, 2007

throw trunk

To whip out your weiner and lay it on the table and hope a lady touches it.

Joel: Dude Rahib what are you doing tonight
Rahib: Man I'm trying to throw some trunk on this broad.
Joel: Throw trunk man

by J-ros June 29, 2008

Future Trunks Syndrome

Being unable to help yourself, but helping others in the same pickle as you who are able to be helped.

Person A: "Man, Amanda keeps giving people small pox vaccines even though she was smallpox herself."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."

by Dordobolong June 23, 2022

Hong Kong in the trunk

n. A condition brought on by overeating at the local Chinese food buffet. Symptoms include stomach cramps, bloating, and gas.

You can smell me 'fore you see me, I got Hong Kong in the trunk.

by Manny Fre$h February 7, 2010

trunk

The state of being so drunk that the only safe way of transportaion is in the trunk.

god damn im trunk of my ass wooooo

by gomar January 5, 2005