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Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
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Pop the trunk

A term commonly used by people that have found themselves in quite the argument.
John: fuck you jamal

Jamal: I'm Fianna pop the trunk on all y'all hoes
by Hey future jon July 3, 2021
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Trumpet Trunks

One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants
She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!
by Drinky McDrinkface August 19, 2022
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Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.
What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022
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Trunk

Damien: My scan went well
Luc: Look at your trunk!
by HahaDamo April 24, 2022
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Trunk

A trunk is a man (or a non woman) who is basically a twink but chubbier, they usualy have big 'trunks'.
Fun fact: The word trunk was created by two trunks.
by Shroedër May 12, 2022
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Trunks

Trunks is the eldest and only son of Vegeta and Bulma. Bulma is the daughter of Dr Briefs and Panchy, the two most richest people in the world, and Vegeta is the son of the king of saiyans, who is named King Vegeta, hence his name, making him the prince of them. Trunks is shown with short, Blue or lavender hair and has bright, Blue eyes, just like his mother. When Trunks is shown as his child self, he acts childish and spoiled, hanging out with Goten, who is the youngest son of Goku. When Trunks is shown as an adult, he is a mature and heroic individual, wanting to save anyone. I personally really like Trunks, especially future, he is a cool character. Of course he is cool as he is the son of Vegeta.
DB fan: I love future Trunks, he is my favourite character!
by chi chi was taken :( May 21, 2022
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