tristan

retarded asf.

people named tristan are slow asf.

by aprillikespring March 11, 2022

Tristan

The sexiest guy alive. If you even get to talk to or look at someone names Tristan, consider yourself lucky. Because you’re a lucky ASS lady to be able to love a guy named Tristan. He’s got a nice, plump booty and a sexy ass face.

Did you see that sexy ass face over there???

“Yeah, that has to be a Tristan”

by Ladyladyfriendddd July 28, 2018

Tristan

Kind and a good guy

Tristan

by TJ Hadog November 15, 2020

Tristan

Sexiest fucking man on the earth and is malicious in the streets and in the bed

Tristan is so sexy.

by Ubv November 22, 2021

Tristan

Tristan is a guy that works in tech and has herpes. Be careful

Omg, i went on a date with a TRISTAN, 2 weeks later….. i found out i TRISTAN gave me herpes.

by tatertashie October 13, 2023

Tristan

A Jew whomst gang gangs everyday, blows smoke like fog machine and flexes on niggas with a beat of Timb wallet

"Is that THE nigga Tristan?"
"Hell yeah gang shit"

by ThatNiggaGangShit April 18, 2018

Tristan

A straight up dildis monkey

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan

by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020