Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

Swass Towel

A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.

That guy is such a swass towel

by not Leora August 21, 2023

Plab Towel

To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.

"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"

by godkre666 June 20, 2022

towel juice

After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.

I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.

by Squirting burt October 22, 2015

Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021

vagina towel

Mongolian Curse word
Means: alnii alchuur, Bulgaa

Babe have you seen my vagina towel i got to wipe my vagina

by Bulgaa's shadow clone November 27, 2021

venting towel

When venting a beer for chugging a little bitch uses a towel so they won't get a booboo.

Hey did you see Ben Macey using that venting towel?

-yeah that kids a huge pussy

by Gggardner December 11, 2016