tookahead

Person that stays chiefin on tooka

You ain’t nothin but a damn tookahead

by Yungbruh15 April 17, 2021

Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

Tokki

A "E-thot" on xbox, also known as twestify and senpai tokki.

"tokki made me a fansign !" , "wow really? she made me one too."

by glockz May 18, 2021

TOOK A SELTZER

A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily

Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...

A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.

Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?

A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"

"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "

by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021

Tokococo

A famous tiktoker who posts the weirdest stuff ever but very entertaining. They can never maintain a conversation.

“Oh yeah im mutuals with tokococo!”
“Don’t be a tokococo and not say anything.”

by Simmy sue September 5, 2021

tofokii

emo alpha

Tofokii is better than all of you and uh is emo

by cowbunmirai October 5, 2021