Firefighter Twins

Firefighter twins are born and raised for one job and one job only. They know how to put the wet stuff on the red stuff but don't understand much more about life. They probably drive the same kind of trucks and will always be reppin a fire sticker on the back. They are the type of guys that would bang just about anything with a hole. These two ketchup dicks can recite the movie "Backdraft" word for word. And they will constantly be fighting at the station and on the fire ground.

Firefighter twins conversation:

Brother #1: I want the nozzle today.
Brother #2: Fuck you, you got the nozzle yesterday!

by 420asshole June 5, 2019

ex-twin

1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex

2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them

3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that

"ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!"

by thesneeky1 May 21, 2016

Ukrainian twins

Babies conceived during or after eating pierogies. Alternately, conceived on top of a plate of pierogies.

I gave birth to Ukrainian twins 40 weeks after a delicious, pierogi-fuelled roll in the hay

by Thrillhouse3412 August 11, 2023

poop twin

A poop twin is when you and a friend always have to poop at the same time or around the same time

Alana: I have to poop so badly

Hayden: omg I just pooped

Alana: poop twins!!!

by nameable April 6, 2016

Third twin

The backup twin

"You must be the third twin of the family"

by MShadow2016 August 12, 2016

Twin Cities

What a man calls another word for tits.

I love I see my partners twin cities.

by ShawnyD20 May 22, 2019

Minnesota Twins

A large pair of Midwestern breasts.

Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?

by RoundenBrown June 30, 2022