by Shiesty Tyler October 16, 2022

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived
by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023

by Sir illuminati February 10, 2021

What I love.
by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020

The Snail is a sexual ritual in which after you cum in a girl she scooches her ass on the floor leaving a trail of cum behind. The Snail is popular in some cultures. Especially the trailer park
by DavidCrapperHead April 19, 2020

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021

The snail...he's always there...you escape? He follows you..what can you do? Nothing. If it touches you, you die. Can it die? No. It's immortal...
Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it
Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
by cookuh June 6, 2025
