You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.
by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated
Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")
by da funny word masta September 19, 2009

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.
2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.
by Clitcracker January 4, 2020

by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!
Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!
Cathy Keep on screwing!
Both Aaahhh! Kill her!
Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!
Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!
Cathy Keep on screwing!
Both Aaahhh! Kill her!
Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!
Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022
