Grunt Ring

(noun)- Is the physical result of the sphincter making an indentation ring around a turd.

I took a dump today and it had 3 grunt rings on it.

Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.

by Cyanide Gas October 23, 2010

Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.

Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!

by Whudunnit June 2, 2015

Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".

Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.

by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019

Ring Rong

What you say when your dad tries to teach you algebra when you are in second grade or when you are dumb and have nothing to say

Dad: You multiply the factor of pp by MC^2
Me: Ring Rong!!!
Dad: what the hell does that mean?
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sixnine MC January 25, 2021

kingsguard ring

The act of putting a ring (preferably gold) around ones penis and testicles before anal penetration.

He found more pleasure in his “armory” with a good kingsguard ring.

by Eveldore November 26, 2019

Copper Ring

When you finger a man or woman and get shit on your finger

Guy 1: Yo dude, Cassandra just gave me a copper ring last night it’s fucking gross
Guy 2: ew nasty get away from me

by Krajcovicmonkey October 25, 2022

Ring sloth

is a male or female ice ringette fan whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself.

Catthew has become a ring sloth

by Ggdio November 9, 2019