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Mommy Kink

Eduardo Ovalle
OMG so crazy and weird that he likes modern baseball AND has a mommy kink, am I right?
by cleverzoro April 22, 2023
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Jar-Jar Binky Kink

The Jar-Jar Binky Kink is a kink people would prefer regardless of being a Star-wars fan or not. The kink goes as simply being pressed against the wall by Jar-Jar Binks. As you're pressed against the wall, you're then choked the same way he has a frog's cock in his mouth as he makes sweet sweet love with you, you faggot nigger.

For a person to be cucked in a way that their significant other gets cucked by the Jar-Jar Binky Kink. The cuckled nigger automatically becomes a Niggasaurus-Rex.
Tobey: "Bro my girl cheated on me because turns out she was into the Jar-Jar Binky Kink as she liked getting pressed against the wall."

Harold: "Damn bitch really love that frog cock. Not only that, you're one fucking black niggering Niggasaurus-Rex."
by Lil Niggasaurus-Rex November 20, 2023
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Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.
That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.
by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023
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Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.
That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.
by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023
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kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
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Kink shaming a cat

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.
"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)
by shakleton November 22, 2021
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Piss Kink

Something That Sawyer Has
Sawyer has a fat massive bigger than the universe piss kink!
by Sawyerspissinkysmouth November 7, 2021
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