A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."
(Friends laugh)
Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"
(Friends laugh)
Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"
by marcuspolacus October 18, 2010
Get the Garden hosermug. 1)"What are you doing tonight, John?"
"Going out for a drink with the missus, hope to end up in the beer garden"
2) I took my girlfriend in the beer garden last night
"Going out for a drink with the missus, hope to end up in the beer garden"
2) I took my girlfriend in the beer garden last night
by Gavin Davies February 19, 2008
Get the Beer Gardenmug. by mungler May 16, 2006
Get the Garden weaselmug. by Rylan S. March 30, 2005
Get the secret gardenmug. Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: It was totally great, man! It ended with a bread garden!
Guy 2: It was totally great, man! It ended with a bread garden!
by JordanFaith.jpg October 23, 2016
Get the bread gardenmug. Definition:
To do a twisting or wringing motion with the hands, on the penis shaft, like using a Parmesan cheese grater from the Olive Garden while preforming a blowjob.
To do a twisting or wringing motion with the hands, on the penis shaft, like using a Parmesan cheese grater from the Olive Garden while preforming a blowjob.
by Toney’S Tough September 5, 2019
Get the Olive Gardenmug. the typical get-together location and favorite dining option amongst snakes. preferred foods: spaghetti, breadsticks, rude waiter/waitress
Marie: "Omg, that girl is a total snake!"
Lia: "Yeah definitely. I hear she goes to Olive Garden every tuesday night."
Marie: "ew."
Lia: "Yeah definitely. I hear she goes to Olive Garden every tuesday night."
Marie: "ew."
by no snakes allowed July 12, 2017
Get the Olive Gardenmug.