Garden Salad

The vegan act of a garden salad, involving a carrot and a piece of celery. With permission, the carrot is inserted into the ass whilst the celery is placed in the vagina. Depending on preference this can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or simply used as storage.

I didn't wanna just tease the girl, so i gave her the tastiest garden salad she's ever had.

by kickflipinyoface October 15, 2010

Beer Garden

A person's anus/rear end.

1)"What are you doing tonight, John?"
"Going out for a drink with the missus, hope to end up in the beer garden"
2) I took my girlfriend in the beer garden last night

by Gavin Davies February 19, 2008

Garden weasel

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.

Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!

by mungler May 16, 2006

secret garden

a term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.

Ashley V. almost yaked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!

by Rylan S. March 30, 2005

bread garden

an orgy consisting only of females

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: It was totally great, man! It ended with a bread garden!

by JordanFaith.jpg October 23, 2016

Olive Garden

the typical get-together location and favorite dining option amongst snakes. preferred foods: spaghetti, breadsticks, rude waiter/waitress

Marie: "Omg, that girl is a total snake!"
Lia: "Yeah definitely. I hear she goes to Olive Garden every tuesday night."
Marie: "ew."

by no snakes allowed July 12, 2017

Crab Garden

Massive infestation of crabs on your pubes. Usually on loose jailbait or crack whores.

"Damn, China has a crab garden bigger than sea world!"

by Spike Savage November 14, 2007