Christopher

a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze

also a simp

also ranked #1 as most common gay name

Christopher: "yoo i aced last night"

by aimzas April 6, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is a black gay male

"Christopher! You are the most gay person I know!"

by gorillasinatree November 28, 2021

Christopher Onfroy

Giga Chad boxer who is better than you in everything. He also benches 225 and is better than you.

Christopher Onfroy is a giga chad amazing human being

by Christopher Onfroy July 26, 2021

Christopher

Well…what can I say about a Christopher? Very little tiny eyes. Little hands. He doesn’t give up when it comes to trying with a woman. Not very good performance in bed but can learn easily I suppose. Very attractive and hilarious. Frozen heart, he has the super power of never crying for love so be careful, a Christopher can be dangerous for you. Doesn’t talk a lot in bed and snores loads. Good for spooning and good if you’re short of money because the government will give you a pay for his disability. Also free travels if you can wait a year as a girlfriend. Time flies with one of this samples. Good hobby

Christopher , cute and sexy.

by Alicorn11293 November 23, 2021

Christopher Gaines

Usually a tall black man that can kill you in pretty much 1 second he does give a shit about anything the most he craes about is food

holy shit thats Christopher Gaines you better watch out

by bigblackballs2340 May 6, 2022

christopher hawkinz

christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"

"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."

"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"

"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."

by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012

Christopher barret

Christopher barret is a shy guy at first , when getting to meet him he may be rude and selfish but when he comes out of his shell he is a flirt , he will flirt with his bestfriends especially, if you ever meet a christopher barret please be carefull he will leave you like a snap for another girl.

Christopher barret is a hoe

by ThotBeGone911 April 7, 2019