Climate Chad

As the green economy grows, we must acknowledge a new generation of "dude" who majors in whatever will make them the most money, and then goes on to rent an overpriced "luxury" condo in the most freshly gentrified neighborhood. First it was economics, then it was computer science. But recently, you may have noticed the lacrosse-proficient, white-smiled student athlete in your environmental science class, maybe even in Birkenstocks to virtue signal their allegiance to "the cause."

These, are the climate chads. Follow them on LinkedIn.

A: Did you see that Johnny is founding a solar dog house company?
B: Ugh, what a climate chad.

by PookSmokesFatBlunts October 3, 2022

chad young

The worlds sexiest man with a 14 inch monster cock. Do not approach females will get instantly.

Chad Young is so HAWT!!!

by OG Mudstone December 3, 2016

Rust Chad

A "Rust Chad", is someone who after beaming you with an ak, screams at how trash you are despite not washing in weeks.

Look at this stupid Rust Chad sweating on UKN again, i bet he has 8k hours, how sad.

by slightly worse than 50p May 1, 2021

chad henne

The act of pulling off the impossible

David pulled a Chad Henne when he killed Goliath.

by AloeSmoothe February 11, 2021

chad chop

A technique that takes years to master, only seconds to execute. Learned by some, mastered by one. The Chad Chap was originated in 2007 by Chad Murphey himself. This move has brought fear to millions who cower at the sight of the silent but deadly weapon, and quiver by the thought of it. This move will redefine the word pain with a whole new meaning.

(Related to the Joy Shank, but significantly more powerful)

"I will Chad Chop you into the next century"

"Would you like to be Chad Chopped?" "I thought not, silence yourself"

"(Enter burn here)" "You have just been Chad Chopped"

by paarman August 1, 2007

chad bro

The preppy/gotti white boys who always use bro to refer to one another. Except it usually sounds more like "bra." And they're usually named Chad.

M: Did you see the guy with the two polo shirts on, one over the other?
E: Yeah, total chad bro.

by BrodyRose August 29, 2007

chad jolley

When you are taking a shit and you can feel it hanging but it won't come loose until you giggle about how much you are struggling and it falls right out.

the chad jolley is my least favorite shit, sometimes forced laughter doesn't make it come out any faster.

by SnakeRadioCustoms January 20, 2016