old age gate

A secret old age verification system, similar to the one known as age gate which acts as a technical protection measure used to restrict access to digital content to those who are not of the appropriate-age. But Old-Age Gate runs secretly and is used to identify those (at least in the US) who are age 40 or older (that’s when by law you’re in a protected class). Old-Age gate system then captures tons of unverified info on individuals it determines are in this group.The info is purchased by anyone secretly who is willing to pay the price and is used to do things like: deny employment at all levels, restrict access to health services or even deny claims on your health insurance, or deny extra policy coverage and life insurance. Old-Age gate reports also show exactly how much money you earn or receive and what you can afford to pay for anything. A company pays for a report, mostly likely through a data warehouses, and uses it to market stuff to you. Also, if it determines that you are really old, it has been known to sell info on the what/where you purchase. because you have limited freedom to travel somewhere else. **A key thing to note: In order for Old-Age gate to work, you must all believe it does not exist. Because although your personal info has tons of value, you the individual owner must not profit from the buying and selling and reselling of it… infinitum.

I ran into an old age gate in my job search. After my 3rd interview with a company for this job (where I meet every qualification, and don't have a criminal record or low credit score) or expect to have a life of my own, the company ghosted me. They gave me no reason when I asked at least 3 times. Moreover they hired someone who was under 40 that is less qualified but they are paying less. The person was in the waiting room when I interviews and found out a day after they told me my references were all awesome and they would start the check.

by clark2tru October 8, 2018

New Age Notion

New Age Notion is a 4 piece Australian band bringing a fresh sound to old influences. They have just released their new single "What Happened To Forever" with their debut EP set for release on November 23rd.

Combining catchy original music with an energetic and entertaining live show, they are a band not to be missed with 2017 building up to be a big year!

New age notion are freaking amazing!

by Mhhart98 July 31, 2017

Middle Aged Cack

Lets just say if you have a middle aged cack you are superior to everyone else.

Once i whipped out my middle aged cack on him and he ran away and called 911

by mrman112 February 25, 2020

man-aging partner

A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.

"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."

by FitofPeak August 25, 2012

teen age er

A childish adult like person that always has hormonal mood swings and only cares about their friends and themselves plus the latest gossip

Mom: “Sweetie, come down stairs for dinner.”
Hailey: “Uh... sure? whatever.”
Mom: “Teen age ers nowadays...”

by BabyFoxi July 6, 2020

Bronze Age Pervert

Right wing twitter personality also known simply as 'BAP', does podcasts and wrote a strange cult book named 'Bronze Age Mindset'.

Notorious anonymous German nihilist and pagan shilling Nietzschian, Schopenhauerian and pre-Socratic thought and philosophy via written and spoken word. Fills his posts with Zyzzian internet slang, speaks with a fake Russian accent and decorates his postings with pictures of modern day kouroi. Probably a schizophrenic humanities grad school drop-out who spends too much time in the gym.

'Bronze Age Pervert wants you to SUBMIT!'

by cuckhuntexpert April 15, 2020

aged like milk

A phrase that looks fine, but years later becomes basically irrelevant.

(Trump wins in 2016)
"Maybe it won't be so bad."

4 years later

Dang, that aged like milk.

by BokuWaBoingo January 19, 2021