From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.
He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.
by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

"dude everything you have is a touch screen! your phone, your ipod, even the remote for your TV!"
"i know man, ive got To Much Touch"
"i know man, ive got To Much Touch"
by spadesrider95 December 30, 2008

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock
by Big mama mar May 6, 2020

by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016

by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014

Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self
or
a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self
or
a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"
by Jnet823 January 18, 2010

This is the opposite of the Midas touch and easier to say than "Inverse Midas". When everything you touch turns to shit, it's the Shidas Touch.
What the hell!? You sure have the Shidas touch today!
Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.
Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.
by jgreene777 June 8, 2010
