pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017

White Pants

White pants are a sign of surrender, much like a white flag. A person wearing white pants is signaling to everyone that they are surrendering their butt, for anal plundering and exploration.

She wore white pants for the first time to signal to her bf she was anally surrendering to him.

by Blackest Dragon April 22, 2015

Rape pants

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.

Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.

by friend of dookie of skeetrvile December 14, 2010

you're a pants

Derogitory insult. Typically used to confuse and/or annoy those found to be confusing or annoying.

"Hank, you're a pants, now shut up and go away."

by Chu April 21, 2005

pecker pants

Pecker pants are track pants that are worn pulled up high so they are floods, then showing the guys cock flopping around and he walks

Hey Dad, I see your wearing your pecker pants today

by dj stussy June 11, 2006

giddy in the pants

said when somebody sexually turns you on, they make you giddy in the pants

He is so sexy, he makes me giddy in the pants.

by toee March 1, 2007

The prez's pants

a really hot persons pants

the prez's pants were glowing 2day

by bob mcsl April 27, 2007