WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.

1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."

by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022

The drill method

When you take a shit and the poo gets in your ass hair and you go into the shower and clean it out by using your hand in drilling motion

I used the drill method on my butt hairs

by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025

the weomtoppy method

Make dogshit masters for every song

The weomtoppy method,
Ruin songs

by kaidoo November 22, 2023

The Deematic Method

1. Also known as deeming. The process of systematically going for girls at a gathering and lowering your standards as you get rejected.

1. Woah, dude, I just used The Deematic Method and scored the hottest chick at my party.

by TickerTotter October 7, 2021

nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

Gurp Method

A gambling method designed to exploit statistical loopholes in games of chance, ensuring a 95% success rate with occasional significant payouts. It combines advanced predictive algorithms, pattern recognition, and progressive risk management to consistently outperform standard odds.

Tony created the Gurp Method to be able to pay off his college debt

by goiines December 26, 2024

Cactus Method

The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.

“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!

by kinky-dino February 4, 2020