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squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
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Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

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...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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The Riser Method

The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.
Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man

Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?

#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
by DowntownTCHTown March 3, 2014
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chapstick method

Rubbing chapstick on the lips of your pussy for the benefit of your boyfriend
Dude! Audrey tried the chapstick method last night she tasted like Coconuts and vinegar! Way better.
by Biggerbrainbrian December 10, 2021
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Sukuna Method

When you try to get girls by using absurd methods. Like Sukuna using bad methods to get to people.
Bro I just used the Sukuna Method to pull this absolute hottie!
by Ryomen December 29, 2024
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The Carleton Method

The Carleton method refers to a Canadian studying technique where you overload your intermediate-term memory with course knowledge shortly before the final exam. The technique was developed and perfected by uOttawa Law student Matthew Hradecky while he was an Undergraduate student at Carleton University. The method was accidentally discovered when asynchronous online courses were offered during the Covid-19 pandemic, and Hradecky watched 12 consecutive three-hour lectures on 2x speed (for the first time) just 2 days before the final exam. This resulted in Hradecky receiving a perfect 100% on the exam. This method can been continually improved since its inception in 2020, and adapted to a non-virtual learning environment.

The Carleton method is best employed in 2025 by attending classes and taking no notes, and then completing all the readings start to finish within 48 hours of the final exam.
NPC: Hey man, can I borrow your class notes? I broke my wrist and was not able to take any this semester
Valedictorian: Notes? HA. I use the Carleton method and have not taken any notes since Grade 12. Better hope you can still open the textbook limpy
by Nepean Raiders December 2, 2025
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erythem method

A regimen of dubious reputation for supposedly avoiding/minimizing the risk of sunburn that entails careful "spacing" of your periods of time in direct sunlight, and limiting your length of exposure each time. May or may not be successful/effective, depending on how sensitive your skin is, and/or at what latitude you live.
That bu**s**t erythem method may work for some people, but all it did for me was make me red as a lobster and miserably hot and scratchy while tossing and turning in bed at night!
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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