Joels are literally Sex Gods. All Joels are obsessed with sex. He is not an alpha male but he has traits of an alpha male. He can have sex more than 3 times in a row without resting. His body isn't his only tool for sex, he also has a number of sex toys that he uses to assist him in making love. He is also incredibly creative with sexual techniques. Joels usually impress people with their korean style fashion taste or formal suits, they may also brag about their sexual experiences but above all they are incredibly talented at many things such as magic tricks or butterfly knives tricks or karambit tricks. Besides being Sex Gods Joels are also incredibly sweet and caring. They may not have many friends but they are loyal as fuck to the small friends they have. Joels may be incredibly annoying at times and may say wrong things to hurt you but his love and cuteness will make up for it. Joels are also incredibly dangerous people as they are incredibly skilled at fighting with fist and fighting with knives. Joels will fight anyone who disrespect him. Joels might forgive you if you hurt him but he will kill anyone who hurts their girlfriends, friends and family
Adam: Hey Britney i heard you and Joel are dating??
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
by Joel Oppar November 23, 2021
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A kind sweet boy who would do anything for you and is a heartfelt person who would also try anything to help you with your mental issue. Even if he made you cry for 8 hours after he broke up with you, he will always be someone you can’t get out of your head and you day dream about him. The kindest little boy you will ever meet. The funniest little boy you will meet. He is the definition of a perfect boyfriend. As long as you don’t do anything wrong.
“What’s the reason you wake up in the morning full of energy?”
“My ex Joel..he never gave up on me even right now.”
“My ex Joel..he never gave up on me even right now.”
by Maia_luvsyou February 17, 2025
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Dark person with a fro who bought a house on the side of a hill. Has a small weiner, eats cheeseburgers with a side of diet pills for lunch. Often confused with Tego Calderon.
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by SunnySkies_DirtyFlies October 8, 2020
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