Alan

an amazing person that is very funny and your best friend they also make lots of inappropriate jokes
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Alan

Alan- Someone so smart and cool. Can be a rude and can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends.. But also so adorable. Amazing charming person in the world. The best friend anyone can have. Also a person who likes to laugh a LOT with his friends. Alan is also kind of a show off. He is also a goofball😂❤ also the cutest person.👍✌🤘HE ROCKS :D
He is also kind of popular, he has tons of friends. If you read this I'm Alan's friend. :3
Person 1. Who's that?

Person 2. That's my friend Alan

Person 1. I want an Alan
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alan chase

Alan Chase Alan is the first name and chase is the middle name but it is a great name for a country boy he is very handsome and love the outdoors you be lucky to know a boy/man that his name is Alan Chase
Alan chase: Sup
The girls: OMG your so handsome what is you number
by country the best July 02, 2021
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Michael Alan Snell

mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.
Michael Alan Snell eats ass.
by noone7654 February 11, 2020
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alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.
*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.
by alan sax August 16, 2015
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Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 19, 2015
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He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.
Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020
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