Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.
by Sonja Young November 5, 2007
Get the grouch potatomug. Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.
I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.
by Havana192 November 22, 2009
Get the Cyber Potatomug. 
The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
by syny567 March 7, 2009
Get the potato peelingmug. When your gym coach gets a haircut and his name is also Randall Todd, you may call him a "burnt potato."🤡
by Cadence Daltina February 10, 2017
Get the burnt potatomug. A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.
by FlashBulb June 5, 2003
Get the potato calvesmug. 