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Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".
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danger-rope-a-dope

A snake handling technique where you use a snake hook to repeatedly pull a snake in the direction opposite to where it is trying to flee while backing up until the snake is exhausted enough to pick it up by the tail.
I saw a guy try to use the danger-rope-a-dope on a black mamba, and he almost didn't die.
by F.Dirac July 25, 2018
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Danger noodle

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3
Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!
by nari!<3 October 13, 2021
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Danger Cream

Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.
Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024
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hang dangers

The tits of a woman, usually at the age of 40 or older that sag to the point that they drag along the ground. Usually they require the use of the infamous "Over the shoulder boulder holders". They can also be referred to as fried eggs hanging from a nail. Usually unassuming and appear large and appealing when clothed but when unleashed they're given away by the classic double thump or " thump thump!" Approach any suspect hang dangers with caution, unless you're into that kinda stuff.
Dude, Joey's mom has a nice rack!

-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.
by TheDude41780 March 11, 2015
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Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.
Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23
by dpumaster May 17, 2011
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Danger Punk!

Saw a gang of wolves at a young age, then after moving into their own neighborhood they waited for the day when they knew everybody, secretly training dangerously in wait, and took them all out for in honor of that wolf gang. To be their own person afterwards.

For bombshells.
See that skaterchick? She's looking for a Danger Punk!
by LancerForSkaterGirls September 10, 2018
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