Jack

a shitty person who nobody likes

man, "jack is such a bitch"

by The 1967 March 17, 2020

Jack

The funniest new meme ever made.

Person A: "Hey did you see that new meme from RTGame?"
Person B: "Oh my god, Jack? I love Jack! Funniest new meme ever made!"

by onewhoburgeonsinthefield May 22, 2022

Jack

he can shoot his cum from over a quarter mile

he can also shit up to 4 foot turds UwU

andrew: holy shit look how far he came
jack: its hot, right?? ;) wanna see me shit?

by Jack & Aiden November 18, 2019

Jack

He's a nice and funny guy, but if you get to know him well, you realize he's an asshole

You: Hey Jack
Jack: Hey You
You: Stop hurting me this is an unhealthy relationship i don't like it when you punch me for no reason this is a serious cry for help
Jack: Lmao gay
Jack: *punches you*

by Harry Fishnuts May 7, 2019

Jack

Jack, is usually an asshole but he can be a good brother or a best friend. He usually cussed and acts like he is so tough but he is a short shit and he does shitty pranks

Wow you’re such a jack asss

by Rick lock fort January 4, 2019

Jack

A Jack is someone who you will never forget. He is caring, sweet, and kind. He will always take into account your feelings, and will never hurt you. He is very sexy, and dresses to kill. His smile will make you get butterflies in your stomach, yet calm your nerves at the same time. A Jack is an amazing kisser, and is the best at cuddling.

A Jack is the best person in the world .

by Theatre Geek Omega November 5, 2017

Jack

People named Jack are catboys with a humiliation fetish. They somehow manage to get girls despite being skinny and pale. Don't try to make fun of them, they get off on that.

"I heard your sister was going out with a guy named Jack."
"She is, and when I told Jack the cat ears were weird he just smiled and laughed? Like wtf?"

by passwrod November 29, 2021