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Testicalalia

Yo dog, I got some testicalalia muy bad.
by ccurrie July 9, 2011
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Testicalish

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.
by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011
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testicate

A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.

A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
1. Frank wouldn't give up the location of the money, so Peter was forced to testicate him.

2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
by ohshazbot September 17, 2012
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testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.
I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
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tactical anal

The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn
If it wasn't for tactical anal I would still be a virgin
by A narcoleptic walrus July 3, 2015
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Tactical taco

"Shot, move, communicate, and taco"
In the military you shot, move, communicate, and eat a taco at the same time. Every mission is successful when knowing the tactical taco!
by Josie12 April 8, 2017
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Tactical Nuke

When the Arab kid on your bus threatens to eat your family
Mom: How was your ride home sweetie?
Son: I got hit with a tactical nuke don't talk about it
by O H P A P A December 4, 2019
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