mr. tank

To be called a Mr. tank is the greatest compliment one can possibly receive From anyone. It surpasses the word "cool", transcending all of the standard adjectives like, "bad ass", "awesome" and "wicked".

That guy is a God – no... even better, he is a Mr. tank!

by Mr.Tank December 30, 2015

Curd Tank

(noun)
A person jam-packed with jizz. see: Cum Dumpster

I was going to go down on Amy...but word on the street is she's nothing but a curd tank.

by armadyllo July 24, 2011

plenty in the tank

When it’s been more than 1 month you haven’t had sex, you make it up with a gal and she asks you to go to hers, you should use this expression

“So, is it going to be playing at home or away?”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank”

by Gepet January 3, 2018

Space Tank

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull

Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy

by kjgxxx January 17, 2012

Dev Tank

An extra hot specimen of a man Dev(God) Tank(Chad) means they are a godly level of chad

Holy shit that guys hot, he's a Dev, look at his jawline, Jesus he's such a Dev Tank

by Dr_Shush January 5, 2023

beef tank

A beef tank is a muscley man girls call to move out of a house/ mansion. These beef tanks are all over the place and are ready to pack at the snap of your fingers.

Look at that beef tank move that chair!

ALSO, go next door to ask that black beef tank to help you move your shit.

Who needs Meathead Movers when you have a beef tank!

by beeftanknation June 6, 2018

Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019