Touching Green

to get women

Of course, I'm touching green I pulled Mary last week.

by Kaws Morant March 23, 2022

To Much Touch

having to many touch screen electronics

"dude everything you have is a touch screen! your phone, your ipod, even the remote for your TV!"

"i know man, ive got To Much Touch"

by spadesrider95 December 30, 2008

touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

Touch Grass

A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-

Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”

by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 2, 2021

Touch mickey

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock

I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys

by Big mama mar May 6, 2020

Tempted to touch

The need to touch someone or something. Especially referring to unwanted touching.

Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self

or

a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"

by Jnet823 January 18, 2010