by joe aaron, miranda May 25, 2007

by UnknownAddict June 9, 2016

When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.
"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"
by JoeTurquoise December 31, 2020

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!
by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

by Bacon_boy_33 February 4, 2019

"Dude, did you see that huge cancer freckle on that guy's face? It looked like it was going to pop."
by JacketJoe August 21, 2013

Your a fucking cancer patient
by Autistic dude November 8, 2019
