The Whopper

The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. OK, I lied its pretty simple in theory. Have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. Repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially fucking her with your entire body.

Dude, that girl was so beat I had to have my friend come and help me give her the Whopper. That is something I would never do again, that chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.

The Whopper by FranktheTankk November 7, 2007

The Wholesome One 

1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.

"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"

The Wholesome One by lpr January 13, 2005

The Whoopie 

When feelings for a woman increase and you have sex with her. -At least a half-chub is necessary.

I was right in the middle of the whoopie with some chick, and then my roommate walked in and screwed it all up.

The Whoopie by Tha Muffin Man April 18, 2010

the whole enchilada 

the whole spiel

in court, when you are subpoenaed, you better be prepared to give the whole enchilada, not just what you think is important

the whole enchilada by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2015

the whole gannett

All in, everthing

It was the whole gannett

the whole gannett by LillyP72 August 27, 2017

the whole fruit basket 

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y

John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket

the whole fruit basket by Swatches December 7, 2021

the whottie thotties 

the best gay trio out there

"have you heard of the whottie thotties?"
"no"
"They're the best gay trio out there"

the whottie thotties by tomwasshere December 16, 2021