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Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
mugGet the Afghani Paper Towelsmug.

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first
Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels
by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023
mugGet the Taco towelmug.

hygenic towel

Placing a towel in a vagina and then having sex with that partner. After sex, you take a shower and then use the towel to dry off.
Me and you grandma got to use the hygenic towel today after work.
by Billy wang August 20, 2016
mugGet the hygenic towelmug.

Towel

Guy 1: yo stop using my towels
Guy 2: sorry bro
by Diamond°dose June 9, 2020
mugGet the Towelmug.

towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.
That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.
by upwithbuck April 20, 2014
mugGet the towel-tossmug.

Towel-Boot

Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.
Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.
by poopooheadass69 November 4, 2020
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No-No Towel

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.
“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake
by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 7, 2020
mugGet the No-No Towelmug.

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