A Christmas Story

When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.

Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story

by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016

True Story

Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.

Example 1. I like coke, true story.

Example 2. (noun) (verb) true story.

by dls_779 January 2, 2009

Sex Story

Seriously? Searching sex story on the Urban Dictionary?

Searching sex story? Get off this site and watch some porn like other guys.

by "12.5" Cock Guy May 14, 2015

war story

Stories about one's partying. Usually when drinking a person will start to talk about his or hers awesome time at a party. Usually the teller of the story will make up stuff to make the party seem better than it really was.

Tim talking to a group of friends: Hey remember that time we went to the club and shit faced and went home with those models? It was fucking the shit, first we .....

Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.

by subotai August 19, 2010

glory story

(1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully

Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?

Ellis: Aww true

Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story

by chief brown tip April 10, 2011

shop story

A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.

I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.

by kat51 May 12, 2009

story bomber

When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.

Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.

by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013