Papa Smurf

When you choke yourself till you're blue and masturbate at the same time.

"Last night i tried a papa smurf and I almost passed out, but then i came"

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

Papa Smurf

A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!

Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.

by Big Gman September 24, 2008

smurf(ing)

to viciously beat someone, often a sexual partner, about the face with one's phallus. Generally seen as degrading. Syn. Cock-Slap

During the act of intercourse, Chris smurfed Annie to assert his male dominance.

by Bob Jamison October 3, 2003

smurf

A person who owns everything and anything

cc-Cochese was railed by Smurf.
xTdMyzE was railed by Smurf.
xTlaz0r was railed by Smurf.

by Fierce June 7, 2003

Strawberry Smurf

A type of "prefanity" (predicted profanity) invented by Gabe and Tycho, the writers of Penny Arcade, who foresee its use in the future on XboxLive. The phrase's meaning can only be speculated upon, but it almost certainly will be derogatory.

OMG, what a noob. Gtfo you strawberry smurf!

by CaptPlanet July 22, 2009

smurf noses

When you can see a chicks nipples are poking out under her shirt. You can imagine her boobs are smurfs under her shirt.

Whoa, check out the smurf noses on that bitches huge tits.

by millerman888 December 9, 2005

Smurf and Turf

A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.

I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.

by absurdcurd August 19, 2013