The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.
Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.
Jimmy: Yes, sir.
Jimmy: Yes, sir.
by Hilda's Grand June 01, 2011
a threesome act; like a BJ switch-up but a man servicing two women instead of one woman servicing two men
He became a pussy sandwich, as he performed a pussy switch-up on two women who thought they were the ones taking advantage.
by Lo Qi October 14, 2023
At one point during the threesome, she did a bi switch-up, kneeling between them, going back and forth between sucking cock and eating pussy.
by Lo Qi October 14, 2023
Roger: Ashely sent me a text message saying "I'm going to off your on switch" What does that mean?
Robin: RUN man! That's what it means
Robin: RUN man! That's what it means
by srdoremi December 18, 2008
N. Deceitful social technique used by nubile young twenty-somethings to introduce potential suitors to their friends.
This technique involves an attractive woman hitting on a man. She is the lure, dangling in front of the prey. When the man is significantly invested in the conversation, the woman introduces her friend with the glandular problems and lazy-eye(s). The attractive woman (the bait) disappears and the switch is complete.
This technique involves an attractive woman hitting on a man. She is the lure, dangling in front of the prey. When the man is significantly invested in the conversation, the woman introduces her friend with the glandular problems and lazy-eye(s). The attractive woman (the bait) disappears and the switch is complete.
Poor Steve found himself a rocket, but she pulled the ol' bait n' switch on him and now he's stuck over there with that tugboat friend of hers.
by Chandler1984 March 16, 2009
"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"
by Mattake2 March 17, 2008
A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)
Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
by Alison Von October 17, 2010