Swedish Mountain Range

The process of using a iron to melt goat cheese all over a women's breasts while she gives you head.

Hey Chris you'll never guess what I did last night at URI. She was on her period but I gave her the old "Swedish Mountain Range".

by Holden Miload March 19, 2013

swedish meatballs

The aftermath of a vasectomy

Cor I've got the main swedish meatballs after that vasectomy

by #angrygrowler May 13, 2014

Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2

Once the male obtains the cup or glass, he must fill it with a tequila. The male may fill the cup or glass with as much tequila as he pleases, however, we strongly recommend a healthy dosage. The male must then come back to the same room of the female, and pour the now ejaculation and urine combination into the tequila-filled cup or glass. Once the liquid is mixed, the male may add a heterogeneous amount of accessory liquids such as Kool-Aid or a common fruit smoothie. However, this is entirely up to the male. The liquid is now ready to follow the next step. The male will now grab a pack of Jell-O Gelatin and prepare such gelatin with the mixed liquid and whatever flavor of Jell-O Gelatin. For instructions on how to prepare this gelatin, search either on the packaging of the Jell-O Gelatin or the internet.

Now that there is a combined liquid & Jell-O combination, the male should now come back to the bedroom and then take the gelatin and rub it on specific areas, such as the ears, the vagina, the mouth, or wherever else the couple pleases. While following this act, the male must play the sex role of whispering phrases or sentences into the females ear (0.3"-1" away). Example phrases are "Did you know I sexually abused a pygmy marmoset?" or "Would you care for a Triscuit?" while performing an impression of famous actor Morgan Freeman.

They were daring enough to do Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2.

by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014

Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part

The couple will now follow the final sequence to "Swedish Friday on the Rocks". The female will now gather snorkeling gear, mainly a scuba-diving mask, and wear them as accessories to this sequence. The female must now play the role of rubbing herself in a gallon of horseradish flavored ice cream. If the couple is following "Texan style", they may use wasabi pea dust flavored ice cream. You may find these flavors on the internet. Now, the male will now force himself to vomit down the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Now that the vomit is flowing around inside the scuba mask, the male will scream at the top of his lungs "Here comes the poo-poo train", followed by defecating his feces into the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Finally, the female will perform a handstand with her body completely upside-down; most of the populace name this "Bikini Bottom". Use assistance if needed. We highly suggest using protection for "Swedish Friday on the Rocks", unless the couple wishes for pregnancy.

I heard my parents once did Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part.

by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014

Swedish Ropes

Another term for a large quantity of ejaculation. Usually occurs when a male has gone quite some time without pleasure. Also very common with males who have large testicles. Supposed to give a visual of the semen tumbling in a violent spinning motion through the air.

"Bro, I was banging this girl last weekend and shot like 9 Swedish Ropes on her back."

by Dr. Weird PhD September 8, 2014

swedish princess

1. Anal sex

2. The offer of anal sex for saving the world

After saving the world, she gave up the swedish princess.

by blindog April 1, 2015

Swedish eBay

noun: A fictional online store name used as a euphemism for buying sex toys online.

Person1: "I spent all evening ordering stuff online."
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"

by DeWolfeman June 29, 2018