Even approximating my likeness makes people Gods among men! Even if you're a goatee'd dork who shaves his beard wrong or a bald fatty!
Hym "Oh you'd better believe I feel strong when I say I WILL get out Jordan. I'll get out and the only thing that's going to matter is which side of the fence you were on when I got out! That's why Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is so important! I want you to share that moment with me! I want you hear that SWEET sweet sound! The last click of the tumbler! I want you, for once in your miserable Christian life, to feel it! TRUE ABSOLUTION!"
by Hym Iam May 03, 2024
by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 16, 2022
by Ethan strong January 01, 2020
by Ethan strong January 01, 2020
a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
by Itdontmatterlmao October 30, 2020