Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.

Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.

by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024

Dutch rudder stranger

The act of sitting on ur hand till it goes numb while putting ur hand on another mans dick while he moves ur arm in a circular motion

Hey tony u wanna try a Dutch rudder stranger

by Hghghgfgfgs January 17, 2021

blue stranger

When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out

I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

bye stranger

When you receive, or send, a message to someone you have hooked up with or had a relationship with in the past or wanted to but didn't have the opportunity.

This is the same as hey stranger but used in a sassy way. This sometimes means the other person wants something very much with you. It can be used in the middle of the conversation when to play with someone meaning something but not saying it.

Person 1: I think you would really like that - huh?
Person 2: bye stranger

by itreallymatters September 8, 2023

Italian stranger

Masturbating using pizza grease

Paul left the bathroom and said I just had an Italian stranger

by Munchies42069 March 9, 2018

Stranger Dane-ger

When a middle aged golfer gets drunk on the course and attempts to pick up on the cart girl, even though he is married. He tosses down a few White Claws and some awful lines that didn't even work 10 years prior thinking he has a chance to get up in her britches.

Holy shit, Trudie was the cart girl today and Dane asked her if she'd ever seen a lefty "drive it that hard". Jesus, Stranger Dane-ger

by Scotty Nice November 5, 2019

Stranger Bacon

When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.

Luke was sitting in IHop and he reached for his bacon and then realized it was Stranger Bacon!

by Young Jamal May 23, 2017