squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

Squirrel Peeking

When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.

Man, I really have squirrel peeking.

by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010

Squirrel's Nest

The part between your balls and butthole. Also none as a gooch, but its called a squirrel's nest when it is hairy.

My "Squirrel's Nest" is getting to hairy, I need to shave.

by The Burglest Burglar December 30, 2011

url squirrel

Someone who hordes urls in hopes of selling them later for vast fortunes.

With over 500 registered domain names, Frank is a real url squirrel.

by creative commander February 20, 2011

squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

by ppnoggins January 15, 2023

squirrel gag

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.

Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 2, 2018

squirrel day

A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.

I'm having a real squirrel day!

by viennabeo April 8, 2015