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Spider Kid

A spider kid is someone in a click of spider kids at a school. Like there are the jocks and the nerds and the spider kids. There is no definition of a spider kid but you know one when you see one. Symptoms include but are not limited to: died hair, infrequent showers and passion for weird very nerdy things.
Brandon is hanging out with his spider kid friends at band rn.
by daddylvsu69 October 3, 2018
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Spider fingers

Slang word for Arachnodactyly. Extremely long fingers are side effects along with long toes. Helpful power up when fingering girls and fielding in cricket.
"I wish I had spider fingers like Rick"
by no-one likes him April 18, 2019
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spades gang

spades gang is epic

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we have our own yt channel seach spades gang
by Konzo October 8, 2020
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Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.
Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.
by cybertenchi May 27, 2009
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mighty skoden

A strong & fierce little warrior nobody can defeat this amazing might skoden!! She is the Mighty Skoden of all the skoden of all the skodens in the entire world!! You'd be lucky if you never met a mighty skoden!!
The Mighty Skoden is just too powerful!!
by Cheii goats February 9, 2017
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Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.
Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.
by Northern1000 January 9, 2018
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Earned My Spade

This is a situation where someone accomplishes something of little to no value or importance, or fails miserably. Extra bonus points are given if the "accomplishing" party is proud of the non-accomplishment or failure.
As Jimmy stood up from his Quaker oatmeal, he noticed a warm sensation in his pants as he had wet himself. Jimmy laughed and proclaimed with pride, "Oops I earned my spade!"
by El Capitan Awesome January 13, 2011
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