Slitterate

Slang Illiterate

"Man, my grandparents are so slitterate, can't they just get with the program?"

by Zaximus May 28, 2012

Spitter splatter

When you’re high, every time you laugh spit comes out.

Might spit food and juice out

Don’t smoke with that nigga, he a spitter splatter .

by HdSneakerhead May 24, 2018

double splitted

The act of double splitting in a speedrun.

"SHIT! I just double splitted"

by CoolBro1086 January 19, 2018

splatter

When you vomit, & the puke goes in every direction.

Jade is pregnant & going through morning sickness. This morning, she splattered ALL over the place before she could even make it to the toilet.

by Candy Grandpre April 6, 2008

splatter platter

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.

Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.

by Jorge queso October 22, 2010

splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

by minges and all April 15, 2003

slitter

People from Asia are called slitters because of their eyes

He must be from Asia. Look at his eyes. That dude is a slitter.

by woobledoo1978 February 10, 2005