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Spice

Hot, good looking individuals, usually girls.
John: "Where's the spice at tonight, man?"
Mike: "The group of blondes that just walked in."
Alex: "I'm going to find me some spice tonight."
by Laurp December 2, 2007
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spice girls

A gaggle of obnoxious, cockney twats who have set back women's movements globally by 20 years. This quintet drooled forth some of the most wretched noise to come out of the British Isles since Elton John's Disney ballads.

Each adopted monickers that were supposed to be relative to their vapid personalities. Scary Spice (the most aptly-named of the five) was so known for the adjective most felt by those learning that such a lack of talent would warrant a singing contract. The other four, equally insufferable, took names along of the lines of something like "Steroid Spice" (the tomboy; yes, isn't that sexy?), "Ginger Spice" (who left for bigger and better things, like Penthouse), Twat Spice (wife of the adultering soccer player) and Bacon Spice (the fat one).

Their "Oy! I'm a girl, cor blimey! Respect me, right?!" East End dreck is as unpalatable as their effete counterparts, N-Sync. Another stirring indictment of the industry they serve.
Abu Ghraib may have used Spice Girl CD's as a method of torture, Pentagon officials said.
by Beastfan March 23, 2005
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Spice Girls

Possibly the crappest band ever, their songs sucked, only one of them could sing, the rest of them just shouted at the screen in the tackiest music videos ever, and ultimately one of the most mind numbingly awful films ever. Posh Spice, who has gone on to have the most fame, ironically does bugger all, she is kept to the background and given minimal screen time in their earlier videos and has the least lines in the film. At their peak, I hated them and found their popularity unfathomable, and now I rejoice that they have dwindled into an embarrasing memory.
"My god, didnt the spice girls suck!"
by IFUCKINHATETHESPICEGIRLS May 25, 2005
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SPIVEY

Spivey:
A verbal catchall.
A word that can be used in almost any situation to replace almost any word in almost any context (most particularly adverbs & adjectives.)
A non-explitive which is surpassed in linguistic versatility only by the english word "fuck".
"I was gonna get her a gift, but she was akkin' all spivey n' shit."

"Check out ya boi's new suit, tell me I ain't spivey as hell!"

"Dem boi on the corner lookin' mad spivey son!"

"Ooo wee! Getcho ass over here gurl, whitcho spivey thighs!"

Dude A) "Hey bro, you don't look so spivey."
Dude B) "Yeah, I'm feelin' a little spivey today, I don't think I'll be able to go with y'all on the road trip."

"They said what?!? They don't know me! I'll get spivey on a muthafukka wit' the quickness!"

(Observing a fly femme killin' it on the dance floor:)
"Daaaayum! Git spivey wit' it girl!"

"I'm the spiveyest man alive!!!!"
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Spice Girl

1. Dirty worn-out whore, run down by too many nights of performing sexual favours for "music" producers.
2. A dirty old slag.
Get that spice girl away from me
by 4MA June 11, 2003
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Spice

A word used in Connecticut to say someone is ugly as hell
Girl 1: you see that girl ova there
Girl 2: yeah

Girl 1: she Spice af!
by LadyGlitterSparkles24 June 23, 2017
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Lobbey Spice

Created by a Minecraft player named Lobbey. The term is to describe something already shitty in general and turn it into something else (most likely more shitty or maybe even better). This is not an actual spice.
Yo nigga, i took some of them moves from that K-Pop shit and added some Lobbey Spice and made that shit look even better.
by Negus February 12, 2013
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