sandyaism

A cult made for the most superior woman to walk amongst us mortals.

I dedicate my life to Sandyaism. It’s only the most correct thing to do.

by sandyaism follower October 22, 2020

sandyaism

A cult made for the most superior woman to walk amongst us mortals.

I dedicate my life to Sandyaism. It’s only the most correct thing to do.

by sandyaism follower October 22, 2020

Spandex Hunting

When you go to a public place to check out women wearing tight clothing, especially the now ubiquitous spandex yoga pants.

Hey Mark, want to go to the outlets and go spandex hunting?

by Spandex-Hunter October 25, 2020

sandy fruit basket

When BTL has to close his eyes and imagine feet to ejaculate

"Man she was so hot but I had to sandy fruit basket her to bust"

by Brocky519 November 6, 2020

Sandy Wheelchair

The act of giving a wheelchair user a foot job, while you're wearing crocs, as they give you a rusty trombone. Upon climax, you write a detailed account of what just happened, roll the paper up, stuff it into a glass bottle, then throw it out to sea

For my birthday, my boyfriend bought me some crocs so he can get a sandy wheelchair

by JerrBear81 November 23, 2020

Spanky Wanky

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.

Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!

by Davo375932 February 2, 2021

Sandy Pumpkins

A smile golden and black cat. Often a floof. Chonks are okay too but more rare. It’s allowed to be a spicy sandy pumpkin but that should not detract from its Sandiest coat and pumpkins like nose

Sandy pumpkins had to go to vet but was too spicy to be seen again

by Sandy bottoms pumpkins February 25, 2021