soft taco

A humorous prank. While an unsuspecting male friend slumbers, two or more males strip naked, and lie in the spooning position on either side of the victim, cuddling until he awakens. Upon his waking, the two shout (in unison) "Soft Taco"

Will-Will slept alone in his tent, so Josh and Blake woke him up with a soft taco.

by Waverly September 3, 2005

Soft hours

Any time of a day a soft, spiritual person looks for a soft spot in others. It could be the middle of the night, it could be morning, it could be an afternoon in bad weather, or a sunny day in the snow.

The guy/girl was looking for a soft spot in others during the soft hours while wearing a playful mask, a facade of lightheartedness.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

soft bitch

someone who always complains about your jokes ... hate sarcasm

tommy was being a soft bitch when herry said something to him

by eiksum May 5, 2018

Soft Parade

When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.

Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade

by DogStreet_ March 27, 2016

Midwestern soft

Someone from the Midwest that moved out for greener pastures

Beth is from Ohio but moved to California because she like the weather more and culture and she is gay. Some would say midwestern soft.

by Midwest roots December 2, 2019

soft tube

A condemming put-down. A cooler take on the term soft cock. A more laid back variant on the phrase describing a male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties. Let blatently offensive (cleverer?) than soft cock.

Man, what a soft tube that guy is.

by sgpekanovich May 18, 2006

soft load

when you blow your "load" before you get the chance to get hard

Jp soft loaded when he was in the fort with jill for 8 hours!

by Hairy J pee nes March 31, 2008